The Total Bastard Database

The greatest killers, madmen, monsters and maniacs in horror movie history.

SPOILER WARNING!!

All entries in the TBDB are likely to carry spoliers so if you ain't seen the movie they relate to don't read 'em!

DEMONIC TOYS

AKA:
Baby Doll, Mr. Static, Zombietoid,
Jack Attack, Grizzly

Were bastards in:

Demonic Toys(1992)
Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys(1993)
Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys(2004)

So who the hell are they?

The Kid, a 66-year old demon born on Halloween, drags the fiery powers of hell out, somehow dredged up by spilled blood in a toy warehouse, and fuses them with many toys, mainly four (or five) little bastards known as the demonic toys, created by a company called Arcadia. They kill, naturally.
What else?

That's not a knife...

Baby Doll is unarmed, usually. Grizzly likes to utilize his claws and teeth, and grows to human size(God knows why), Jack Attack chomps on people's flesh, being toothy like that, Mr. Static uses his laser guns to blast the shit out of people, and Zombietoid wields a sword.

Why, for the love of God, why?!!?!

The toys want their master to be reborn in a human body, but it's not exactly clear how killing everything in sight is going to get him out of Hell. They need an unborn child, and lady cop Judith Grey is pregnant! How convenient!

So what's the damage?

The toys murder a precious few people. Surely not enough to help their
master, and all the people they kill should be stupid enough to deserve it,
so no biggie.

It's a million to one chance but it might just work...

Shoot them. Shoot them dead. It helps if you have the most powerful gun ever
seen by man, like Dollman, but they really aren't that tough.

Words of wisdom:

"Hey, you're fucking up my makeup!

By Andrew Thompson

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